Best craigslist posting ever

[kavykid2k6]

> > Unbelieveably fantastic!!!!! I hope it's a real letter and it really was
> > posted on Craig's list.........of course, we can always hope his Momma
> > will clean his clock for him.......you just never know..........but it's
> > a good story.......
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> > To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown last Tues.
> > (Downtown, Kansas City,Mo. )
> >
> > I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that
> > you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my
> > girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope
> > you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.
> >
> > I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I
> > drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the
> > jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You
> > see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for
> > Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that
> > evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when
> > pointed at your head, isn't it?
> >
> > I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun
> > walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping
> > about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up
> > leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you
> > calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I
> > took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed
> > in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself
> > some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over
> > by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I
> > threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.
> >
> > I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your
> > cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones.
> > Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a
> > little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope
> > they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some
> > threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it.
> > Oh well.
> >
> > So, about your pants. I know that I was a little
> > rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like
> > to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd
> > like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you
> > used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder?
> > I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you
> > walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice
> > of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this
> > message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace! -

[G-Man]

Too funny!!! One can only hope this actually happened. However, I just can't picture a mugger with his own credit card.

[A9]

There's a "best of craigslist" section and there are hundreds of other good posts that are humorous, random, etc. Mostly funny though...

That one is one of the funniest, but if you browse thru the "best of craigslist" you'll find some real good ones too....

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

[The Quadfather]

There's a "best of craigslist" section and there are hundreds of other good posts that are humorous, random, etc. Mostly funny though...

That one is one of the funniest, but if you browse thru the "best of craigslist" you'll find some real good ones too....

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

I am on that best of Craigslist ALL THE TIME. It is hillarious.

[kavykid2k6]

i got it threw an email. i hope its real cause its funny as he11. one nice thing about carrying a CW i guess

[reigndawgs]

Pretty sure it is a fake:

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/mugger.asp

[kavykid2k6]

DANG!! i was hoping that was real. o well.

[Ski]

Sounds like my kind of gentleman!

[reigndawgs]

DANG!! i was hoping that was real. o well.

Well, it could be real in the way Santa Claus is real if you just believe enough. I think we want to believe things like this because we want to believe that justice still exists.