I Met a Guy at Home Depot....

[Amx]

i was at home depot when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. i took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "if i give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"no, i had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" i asked. "no, i don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "i need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"will you spend this on parts for your Muscle Car?" i asked. "are you NUTS?!?!" replied the homeless man. "i haven't owned a Muscle Car in 20 years!"
"well," i said, "i'm not going to give you money. instead, i'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." the homeless man was astounded. "won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
i replied, "don't worry about that. it's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and Muscle Cars."

[Toni]

[bothellfisher]

@AMX... This is way too funny... I need to share this on my FB page. Thanks for the good Laugh!

[Mordalphus]

Hahaha, oh man, that is great. This one is going on the fridge, for the WIFE TO APPRECIATE, hahaha

[kzoo]

[drysuperfly52]

lol i just sent this one around work, lol its a good one.

[racfish]

Now Wall Street is reading it too. Very good. I shouldve tried that years ago.

[natetreat]

Hahahaha!

[tnj8222]

Just might be the best fishing joke I have ever heard!

[oneshot]

quality post

[Steelheadin360]

This is gold!